The Smurfs (TV Series)

Smurfiplication/Gargamel's Miss-Fortune (1984)

Paul Winchell: Gargamel

Quotes 

• [from Gargamel's Miss-Fortune] 

  Gargamel : [after seeing Azrael as a black cat]  Well, it could have been a coincidence, but - I want more proof!

  Esmeralda Fortune : [offended]  More proof?

  [calmly chuckles] 

  Gargamel : Very well. I shall read the bumps on your head.

  Gargamel : [shows his lump on his head]  You want to read bumps? Well, tell me what this one says.

  Esmeralda Fortune : Well, this one says...

  [Esmeralda feels his bump] 

  Gargamel : OUCH!

  Esmeralda Fortune : [rubs it]  Hmm... It seems a rainstorm is headed this way.

  [a shot of Gargamel's place shows clear blue skies] 

  Gargamel : [looks out the window]  A rainstorm? Ha! You took me for a fool. There's not a cloud in the sky.

  Esmeralda Fortune : [determinedly]  Nevertheless, a rainstorm is headed this way!

  [Cohort is shown with a bucketful of water] 

  Gargamel : Bah! It would take weeks before we get any...

  [a huge splash of water pours all over Gargamel and Azrael making them cough and sputter] 

  Gargamel : ...rain!

• [from Smurfiplication] 

  Brainy Smurf : Oh, Gargamel, you are so foolish. Everyone knows you have to have six Smurfs to make gold.

  Gargamel : Quite right, and thanks to my little invention here, in a few moments, there will be six Smurfs.

  Brainy Smurf : Six? Ha! Why, that's plain impossible. If there's one thing I know...

  [more Brainys begin to appear] 

  Brainy Smurf #2 : I...

  Brainy Smurf #3 : Know...

  Brainy Smurf #4 : It...

  Brainy Smurf #5 : Can't...

  Brainy Smurf #6 : Be done.

  Brainys : At least, I didn't think so!

• [from Smurfiplication] 

  Brainy Smurf : [while in a cage]  Well, we'd better try to escape.

  Brainy Smurf #2 : Papa Smurf always says...

  Brainy Smurf #3 : I know what Papa Smurf always says.

  Brainy Smurf #4 : I know better than you do!

  Gargamel : QUIET! Quiet, you little monsters, or I might feed five of you to Azrael and make six more of you!

• [from Smurfiplication] 

  Gargamel : [pours ingredients into his cauldron]  Now, where was I? Oh, yes, yes. A dash of ground toenail troll, a touch of pre-digested bat's milk, just a pinch of powdered unicorn hoof.

  [holds a jug] 

  Gargamel : Eh, now let me see, uh, how much was it of the... blech... sea serpent slime?

  Brainys : A jug full!

  Gargamel : [pours in all the slime]  A jug full.

  [gasps] 

  Gargamel : A jug full? A JUG FULL?

  [the cauldron explodes] 

  Gargamel : You despicable little blue loudmouths! Look what you made me do! It's supposed to be a thimble full. Now I'll have to get more!

• [from Smurfiplication] 

  Gargamel : [while out at sea]  Oh, blast those horrible little Smurfs. I always get... hiccup... seasick out here.

  [sees slime in the water] 

  Gargamel : Ah, what a stroke of luck. Good luck, in fact.

  [as Gargamel gathers the slime, a sea serpent appears behind him] 

  Gargamel : Usually, whenever you find sea serpent slime, there's sure to be a...

  [the sea serpent drools on him] 

  Gargamel : SEA SERPENT!

  [Gargamel quickly paddles away with the sea serpent chasing after him] 

  Gargamel : Help! Yaa! Ohh!