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Kelly : There's been enough killing.
Veronica : Well, what d'you propose we do?
Kelly : Cripple him.
Veronica : Cripple him?
Kelly : Yeah, break his ankles, stick a hammer to his feet.
Marky : It would have to be pretty bad to stop him movin'...
Kelly : Yeah, well we'll do it bad enough he won't be going anywhere...
Pippa : I don't like it...
Kelly : Well, it's better than killing him?
Riq : Look, she's right...
Marky : What'd you think, babe?
Veronica : Pretty hard to break an ankle so it don't set back right, innit? You gotta... crack it sideways, inwards...
Kelly : Fine...
Marky : Or we could chop his Achilles tendon in the back of the heel... turns the feet into dead plates, even if he wanted to use 'em, he won't be able to operate the pedal...
Space : Where'd you learn that from, man?
Marky : Saw Jack Bauer do it on the telly.
Veronica : No! S'not real life, is it? No! If we're doin' this, we're smashin' his ankles like in that film... Mystery.
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Patrick : Brilliant, thank you very much for the pep-talk,
[to Riq]
Patrick : very nice to meet you... Janice,
[to the housemates]
Patrick : right, we're going, come on, let's go.
Veronica : We never decided!
Patrick : Don't tell me you believe that tit on the boob! Can't even tie a boat for Christ's sake!
Riq : I was fuckin' chased!
Patrick : Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you and your reasons!
Veronica : I'm not goin'.
Patrick : Fine! Die here in Cuckoo Land!
[to Marky]
Patrick : How about you?
Veronica : Stay.
Kelly : She's right!
Patrick : Oh, he can speak for himself!
Marky : I'm stayin'.
Patrick : Oh, grow some nuts!
Marky : Well, it's my decision, alright? All for one and that...
Patrick : Oh, right! Who'd you think you are? Love's young dream, here in fuckin' Cutie Cottage?
Marky : We're stayin' here together!
Patrick : Oh, oh, what? She's stolen your heart, has she?
Marky : Somethin' like that.
Patrick : Oh, fuckin' wake up, Mutley! She only wiped her slit up your thigh for the highlights reel, you chimp!
Veronica : No I never, you fuckwit!
Patrick : *You* would fuck a fisherman's dog if there was a Heat cover on it!
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Patrick : Right, thanks to Popeye the Sailor Man 'ere, the van is *still* our best bet. Right, I have prepped the bait, so, fucking vamoose, chop chop, let's go!
Space : You're *not* in charge!
Kelly : Yeah, yeah... em... we're not going anywhere...
Patrick : Look, if that *Mary*'s made it, there's gonna be other survivors, okay?
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Kelly : Everyone, this is Riq.
Riq : Alright?
Patrick : Yeah, yeah, yeah! Fuck who he is! How did he get here?
Riq : Sorry?
Patrick : How did you get here? Helicopter, magic mole machine, what?
Riq : No, I jumped over the fence round the back...
Patrick : The fence? So that's, that's like a safe route, is it?
Riq : No, fuck is it! It's crawling with those things!
Kelly : Yeah, look, Riq's been outside so we should listen to...
Patrick : Right, what is he? A tour guide?
Kelly : No actually, he's my boyfriend!
Patrick : Ah! Ooh, right! So, sorry, you've come in to save her,
[sarcastically]
Patrick : how sweet!
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Veronica : Soon as any of us turns our backs, he is gonna be tryin' to get out them gates and fuck us all over!
Space : So we keep him tied up...
Veronica : For how long? He says it's bad outside, yeah? And we might be in here for keeps, yeah?
[Riq nods]
Veronica : Well, Looney Tunes isn't gonna stay tied up for keeps, is he? He'll get out somehow... he won't give up 'til he's got them gates opened and then it is game over for all of us!
Marky : Yeah... that's true...
Kelly : What are you trying to suggest? Why don't you just fucking come out and say it?
Veronica : Alright... alright... there ain't much room for debate, Kelly, it's extreme circumstances, innit?
