- The Watcher: Like too many great catastrophes, this one sprang from a place of love and hope. Two weeks earlier, Dr. Hank Pym journeyed into the Quantum Realm, searching for his long-lost wife. But in this universe, Janet Van Dyne contracted a quantum virus that corrupted her brain. So when she finally reunited with her husband after 30 long years...
- Hope Van Dyne: No, how do you stay so... upbeat? After everything?
- Peter Parker: Practice, I guess. My mom, dad, Uncle Ben, Mr. Stark, now Happy. I've... I've lost a lot. But my Aunt May says... used to say... that if we don't keep smiling when they can't, then we might as well just be gone, too. And... well, they'd want us to keep going.
- [takes Hope's hand]
- Spider-Man: Hey, relax. I'm just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
- Bruce Banner: Oh, yeah? Well, then, what the hell happened to the neighborhood?
- Scott Lang: We did it! We really did it!
- Peter Parker: No, don't jinx it! Ahh! Doesn't anybody here watch horror movies?
- Spider-Man: Do you guys just not have horror movies in Wakanda?
- Okoye: We don't need them. We have American reality shows.
- The Watcher: [closing narration] Even in the darkest of times, humans will give all to save their planet. Even if it might bring an end to the universe.
- The Watcher: [opening narration] Dr. Bruce Banner, the human hiding within the Hulk, fell from the stars to warn humanity of imminent danger. But the world he found was not one he recognized.
- [Peter and Okoye arrive at the train car after Hope kills Sharon by expanding inside her body]
- Hope Van Dyne: Uh, guys. I'm covered in Sharon.
- Okoye: The kid has hand sanitizer.
- T'Challa: In my culture, death is not the end. They are still with us, as long as we do not forget them.
- Scott Lang: [a talking severed head] I know what you're thinking. I've lost weight. Thank you for noticing. But don't worry, I'm not going to let it go to my head. Sorry. I tend to process traumatic events with dad jokes.