Meet Monica Velour (2010)

Dustin Ingram: Tobe Hulbert

Photos 

Quotes 

• Monica Velour : Pinch a little; don't twist! You're not changing channels!

  Tobe Hulbert : Sorry.

  Monica Velour : No, don't press on it. More like you're painting a house...

  Tobe Hulbert : [slightly impedimently pronounced]  Is this good?

  Monica Velour : There you go...

• Monica Velour : How old are you? 18? 19?

  Tobe Hulbert : 18.

  Monica Velour : You know how old I am? I could have had you.