Batman: Arkham Asylum (2009 Video Game)

Rick D. Wasserman: Henchman #1, Gotham Cop

Quotes 

• Young Gordon : Come on, kid, this way. Take a seat in my office.

  Cop #1 : Is he okay?

  Cop #2 : He'll be fine. Kid like that, with all that money? He'll be just fine.

  Young Gordon : Shut up, now! He's eight years old and all alone! Money won't fix that.

  Cop #2 : Whatever you say, Gordon. His butler's on his way to pick him up. You hear that? He's got a butler.

  Young Gordon : I'm sorry about that. I just need to ask you some questions. Can I get you anything? You okay?

  [silence] 

  Young Gordon : I know you don't feel like answering me, but it's the only way to catch who did this.

  Young Bruce Wayne : [crying]  Why did he do it, Officer? Why?

  Young Gordon : I don't know. It's this city, there's something wrong with it. And listen, son, call me Jim.

• Henchman #1 : Is he dead?

  Henchman #2 : I think so.

  Henchman #3 : When did he die?

  Henchman #2 : Probably after you shot him.

  Henchman #1 : That'll do it. Ya hungry?

• The Joker : Are they ready? Have you planted the explosives yet?

  Henchman #6 : Done!

  Henchman #4 : Razor's just finishing his off now.

  The Joker : Goood. Let's test em out!

  Razor : No! No! I'm still up...

  [Screams and falls off the gargoyle] 

  The Joker : Ooops.

  [laughs] 

• Henchman #1 : That guy freaks me out.

  Henchman #3 : Me too.

  Henchman #2 : What's he doing down here anyway? Why does the boss let him walk around the place? I don't trust him.

  Henchman #3 : Just another distraction for the Bat, which suits me fine.

  Henchman #2 : What do you mean?

  Henchman #1 : He means, if the Bat is looking for Scarecrow, he's not bothering us, and we may just get out of here in one piece.

  Henchman #3 : Good plan.

• Janitor Carl Todd : Stop, please! I'm not important. I can't help you.

  Henchman #1 : You're lucky the boss don't want you hurt too bad. Said something about you being the perfect bait. Don't get it, you're nothing special. Who's gonna save you?

  Henchman #4 : Yeah. And just in case someone does decide to try, we're ready and waiting.

  Janitor Carl Todd : But Batman will stop you. You know he will.

  Henchman #1 : The Bat. I'm not scared of the Bat. You see Hego over there? He has a thing for blades.

• Henchman #1 : [At the beginning of a predator section]  Batman's as good as dead.