- Noel: This is the same thing that happened to your parents, isn't it? Aunt Bee said they were found wrapped up like gifts under the Christmas tree. If the killer really is back, that means he went dormant for decades and came back right when you did.
- Noel: I always thought that the devil was just made up, you know? Like a mascot for the bad so that people wouldn't sin. An evil spirit that was just as fictitious as the one with the white beard that I thought I was writing to.
- Faith Pringle: I put these out every year, and someone eats them. Sure, maybe it's my dad, but I like to think it's the reindeer.
- Holly Frost: O.M.Gingerbread...
- Faith Pringle: What is it?
- Holly Frost: If Satan is real, then who's to say that Santa isn't?