It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

Who Pooped the Bed? (2008)

Fran Kranz: College Student

Quotes 

• College Student : [dissecting poop]  Whoever it was seems to have been eating newspaper.

  Dennis Reynolds : Alright, well now we're gettin' somewhere. Which one of you idiots was eating a goddamn newspaper?

  Charlie Kelly : It's gonna go both ways dude, sorry.

  Dennis Reynolds : Really?

  Charlie Kelly : Yeah, what else? What else?

  College Student : This appears to be a piece of a credit card.

  Frank Reynolds : Inconclusive.

  Dennis Reynolds : How is that not specific to one of you?

  Charlie Kelly : I wish it was man, but that's inconclusive.

  College Student : Oh boy, there's a good deal of blood in this stool. Whoever's it is should see a doctor.

  Charlie Kelly : Well, don't give us judgements, just tell us what's in there. What's in there, what else?

  College Student : Is this wolf hair?

  Frank Reynolds : Also inconclusive.

  Dennis Reynolds : Jesus Christ!