How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Shelter Island (2008)

Alyson Hannigan: Lily Aldrin

Quotes 

• Lily Aldrin : No "Don't get married, Ted"? No "worst mistake you'll ever make"? Barney Stinson, have you given up on the war against marriage?

  Barney Stinson : No, I just know a lost cause when I see it. That's the reason I don't recycle.

• Lily Aldrin : So you're back on Robin.

  Barney Stinson : Hopefully. I mean, this weekend is the best chance ever to hook up with her again.

  Lily Aldrin : You'll never pull it off, there's too many distractions. The first drunk bridesmaid you see, you'll have your hand under her dress like an old time photographer.

  Barney Stinson : Lily, don't cheapen this. I don't wanna sound all mushy-gushy and romantic, but this weekend, Robin is the only woman I'm bangin'.

• Lily Aldrin : There's no meat.

  Barney Stinson : There's no alcohol.

  Marshall Eriksen : It gets worse, you guys. I think that guy you were talking to was lead singer for Spin Doctors.