- The Angry Video Game Nerd: "Haven't you seen the movie, Superman?" Yeah, I did, actually, and it's nothing like this garbage!
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: That's enough from me. This game is just so awful that it can't be explained. I could review it for another hour, and it wouldn't make a difference. It's an un-reviewable game. It cannot be done justice! If you want to play it and see for yourself, I dare you. But just one warning, you will not be happy.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: You have a map screen, which looks like it should be self-explanatory enough, but there are times when you have to use the subway train. "Oops! You can't ride the subway with no pass!" What are you kidding me? He's Superman! He needs to buy a fucking ticket? It's like, yeah, we know you're trying to save the city , but you still need to pay for your ride. Why does he even need to use the subway? Can't he just fly? Why go underground? That's the complete opposite of flying! That's like if Spider Man wanted to go from building to building, he'd just go down to ground level and just walk. That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard!