- Jeremy Coward: Five years of secret training, twenty-odd years' hibernation, and you get my number from directory enquiries. Superb, isn't it?
- Igor Kostov: I found 'The Mousetrap' a great disappointment. But 'Cats' I've been to see three times.
- Maj. Nina Grishina: Really? What does this play reveal about British character?
- Igor Kostov: I don't know. It's just an entertainment, a musical. About cats.
- Maj. Nina Grishina: Musical cats. And people queue up to see it. Extraordinary.
- Jeremy Coward: No attachments? I'm on three hundred grand a year. I've got a flat in town, a cottage in the country, a string of girlfriends, and half a bloody racehorse. What the hell do you mean by no attachments? You think I'm gonna give it all up for a bowl of red cabbage and a bedsit in Vladivostok?