- Jack Donaghy: [while negotiating his contract renewal with Jack, Tracy quits the show, after realizing that he's rich enough not to need the salary] Had he really not put that together?
- Dot Com: Tracy's is a tactile-kinesthetic learning style.
- Jack Donaghy: I've arranged for one of Tracy's childhood idols to reach out to him.
- Tracy Jordan: Hello?
- Jack Donaghy: Tracy, this is Jack, I have someone here who wants to speak with you.
- Rick: Tracy, this is Bill Cosby...
- Liz Lemon: [whispering] Really? This is your strategy?
- Jack Donaghy: [whispering and smiling] I heard him do this at a party!
- Rick: ...I want you to come back to the TGS for the people who like the jokes and the things.
- Tracy Jordan: Bill Cosby, you got a lotta nerve gettin' on the phone wit' me after what you did to my Aunt Paulette!
- Rick: I think you're confusing me with someone else.
- Tracy Jordan: 1971. Cincinnati. She was a cocktail waitress with the droopy eye!
- Rick: I'm the guy... with the pudding...
- Tracy Jordan: Don't try to tell me what to do! Heathcliffe Huxtable, wit' yo' light-ass kids! Jack! Why would you make me talk to this man?
- Jack Donaghy: Tracy, wait!
- [Deepens voice slightly.]
- Jack Donaghy: Tracy this is Billy Dee Williams, I just wanna say I love your work, it's very smooth...
- [Lemon groans and walks out]
- Jenna Maroney: Everyone shout out phrases that describe my beauty.
- Pete Hornberger: Fading.
- Cerie: '80s.
- Richard F. Esposito: 1880s.
- Liz Lemon: See, because of your whole, you know, Disney prince thing...
- Dr. Drew Baird: Actually they used footage of me from high school swim team to draw Prince Eric.
- Liz Lemon: Right, because of that you live in a bubble where people do what you want and tell you what you wanna hear.
- Dr. Drew Baird: I don't think that's true.
- Liz Lemon: I'm gonna tell you for your own good. You can't put Gatorade on salmon.
- Dr. Drew Baird: Yes, you can. The hot Italian lady from the food network told me so.
- Liz Lemon: Did she say it on TV?
- Dr. Drew Baird: She said it to me when she jumped escalators to try to talk to... oh.
- Dr. Drew Baird: I didn't like it outside the bubble. It was very ironic.
- Liz Lemon: No, it wasn't. That's not how you use that word.
- Dr. Drew Baird: Stop it. I wanna use ironic however I want.