- Jack Donaghy: Elisa is deeply religious.
- Liz Lemon: If I had those knockers, I'd be thanking God, too.
- Dr. Drew Baird: Ok, I feel like I should do the right thing here and tell you that your breast has fallen out of your blouse and I can see all of it.
- Liz Lemon: [glances down] Okay, well, I guess we just
- [nervous chuckle]
- Liz Lemon: jumped ahead to date four.
- [quietly]
- Liz Lemon: It's not the good one, either.
- Jack Donaghy: [pretending to pray in church while actually on the phone with his assistant] Our Jonathan, who art in the office, hallowed be my reservation. If you are able, hold my table, at Plunder, as we will not be there by 7. Have them delay our heavenly dessert, and forgive us our lateness, as we forgive those who cause lateness against us...
- Elisa: Maybe this is God telling me we do not belong together. Maybe this is a sign.
- Jack Donaghy: [his phone chimes] Look - my driver just pulled up. *That's* a sign. God wants us to leave here, get a good meal, and go to town on each other.
- Elisa: [she slaps him] How dare you say something like that so close to the statue of Santa Lucia, the patron saint of judgmental statues!
- Elisa: You know what your problem is, Jack? You intellectualize everything with your big head!
- Jack Donaghy: Well, you have big boobs!
- Elisa: Which you'll never touch again!
- Jack Donaghy: [sotto voce] This conversation has taken an unfortunate turn.
- [Jack is in a confession booth, trying to shock the priest]
- Jack Donaghy: I once claimed "I am God" during a deposition.
- Kenneth Parcell: [Kenneth is about to kiss a blind woman] Wait, this isn't right.
- Jennifer Rogers: Kenneth? Why do you suddenly sound white?
- Kenneth Parcell: I lied to you, Jennifer. I was too scared to talk to you, so my sophisticated friend Tracy said the things that I couldn't. I'm very, very sorry.
- Jennifer Rogers: Well, if you could have talked to me, what would you have said?
- Kenneth Parcell: That you're the sweetest, prettiest, blindest girl I've ever met. And when I'm with you, my heart jumps, like a frog on a July asphalt right before it dies.
- Jennifer Rogers: You're so beautiful on the inside, Kenneth Parcell. Can I feel your face?
- [She excitedly touches Kenneth's face, but quickly loses interest. She feigns looking at a watch]
- Jennifer Rogers: Oh, look at the time! I forgot I have a... a thing.
- Tracy Jordan: [She wanders off] That is cold, blind lady! Oh, and by the way, you're not so attractive yourself.
- Jennifer Rogers: No, I'm... I'm pretty sure I'm hot.
- Tracy Jordan: Yes you are.
- [to Kenneth]
- Tracy Jordan: I tried.