The Angry Video Game Nerd (TV Series)

A Nightmare on Elm Street (2006)

James Rolfe: The Angry Nintendo Nerd, Freddy Krueger, Nerd's Clone #1, Nerd's Clone #2, Nerd's Clone #3

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• The Angry Nintendo Nerd : This game IS my fucking nightmare! It's a frustrating, incoherent pile of vomit and shit! Even the first screen is kinda weird, because it shows Freddy without his glove, but his knifes are still coming out of the fingers. Now, I think I might actually have an explaination for this. In the movie, Nightmare Part 2... nah, they just fucked up.

• Freddy Krueger : Ya like "Nintendo"?

  The Angry Nintendo Nerd : Uh-huh.

  Freddy Krueger : Ya like to play shitty games?

  The Angry Nintendo Nerd : No. No!

  Freddy Krueger : Ha ha! Ya fuckin' nerd. Ya wanna play some "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde"?

  The Angry Nintendo Nerd : No. No!

  Freddy Krueger : Or do ya wanna play my game, bitch?

• Freddy Krueger : Yeah! Play that shitty game!

• The Angry Nintendo Nerd : [about the music]  Sounds familiar, right? Sounds it was recycled from Who the Fuck Framed Roger Rabbit, another piece of garbage they made.

• Freddy Krueger : You see, Nerd, nobody makes you play these games but yourself. So you're your own damn nightmare. Now, you're gonna die.

  The Angry Nintendo Nerd : Go yank your cock through your ass, you fucking butt mongrel. I got the Power Glove!

• The Angry Nintendo Nerd : What the fuck are these? Lollipop ghosts with stick arms? Were the enemies in this game designed by some kindergarten kid for Halloween? I'm surprised they don't have skeletons too!... They actually do have skeletons. What the fuck? Could the villains be anymore stock? Like, we have this creepy game about Freddy, what kind of creepy characters can we add? Well, how about bats, ghosts, spides, skeletons and "frankensteins" for the kiddies. Could it be anymore uncreative then that? Like, why don't they just add some witches, black cats and flying jack-o-lanterns? They should have just called the game, "Boo! Haunted House". Which is probably what they originally had in mind, until they thought "No, wait! Make it about Freddy! We already ruined Friday the 13th, now let's do the same thing to Nightmare on Elm Street". And that's right, it's by the same company! We're not gonna say who it is, but it stands for Laughin' Jokin' Numbnuts!

• The Angry Nintendo Nerd #4 : [pulls out the game]  What should we do with the cartridge?

  The Angry Nintendo Nerd : How about we smash it with a hammer?

  The Angry Nintendo Nerd #4 : Nah, that's not good enough.

  The Angry Nintendo Nerd #3 : I know, let's drop it out the window!

  The Angry Nintendo Nerd #4 : No, come on, be creative!

  The Angry Nintendo Nerd #2 : I say we take a shit on it!

  The Angry Nintendo Nerd #4 : Good, do it! Empty your ass all over it!

• The Angry Nintendo Nerd : The hell with that shit.

  The Angry Nintendo Nerd #2 : The hell with that damn shit.

  The Angry Nintendo Nerd #3 : The hell with that damn fucking shit.

  The Angry Nintendo Nerd #4 : The hell with that goddamn, motherfucking bullshit!

  The Angry Nintendo Nerd #3 : Relax.

• The Angry Nintendo Nerd #4 : Who's gotta take a shit?

  The Angry Nintendo Nerd : I gotta take a shit.

  The Angry Nintendo Nerd #4 : Then take that shit!

  The Angry Nintendo Nerd : [squats over the game]  Bombs away.

  The Angry Nintendo Nerd #3 : [the other Nerds recoil in disgust]  You diarrhea fiend.

• Freddy Krueger : [Freddy resembles the Nerd]  Whoa, look at me. I'm a fucking nerd. What a piece of shit. Buffalo diarrhea fuck farts.

• The Angry Nintendo Nerd : This game is my fucking nightmare. It's a frustrating incoherent pile of vomit and shit. Even the first screen is kind of weird because it shows Freddy without his glove but his knives are still coming out of his fingers. Now I think I might actually have an explanation for this, in the movie Nightmare par 2... Nah they just fucked up.