- The Angry Nintendo Nerd: I hate this game, but why am I playing it? Well, that's the question everyone has asked theirselves, and they all have the same answer: Because you're angry, and you want to win. You want to beat the Nintendo, but the cold fact is that nobody cares but you.
- The Angry Nintendo Nerd: [playing Karate Kid] Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
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- The Angry Nintendo Nerd: FUUUCCCK!
- The Angry Nintendo Nerd: Well, let me be completely honest with you about this one. Ooh boy, I *hate* this game. It makes me wanna kill myself.
- The Angry Nintendo Nerd: It's like coming out of a brutal fight, being the winner, but achieving nothing for all your troubles but some bloody bruises and broken bones.