- Buster Baxter: Listen, Pinky Crooker: this evidence stuff is a wet smack. All you're gonna do is win the porcelain hairnet.
- Fern Walters: Am I supposed to understand what you're saying?
- [Brain walks by]
- Buster Baxter: Brain, you know your goulash. Slobber a bibfull or Binky's gonna clutch the gummy.
- [Fern shrugs]
- Alan 'The Brain' Powers: If you want to know tomorrow's menu, it's posted by the cafeteria.
- Buster Baxter: Mhmm... a-ha... very interesting.
- Buster Baxter: Hey, Gopherball! What d'you know about the shenanigag on Binky?
- Muffy Crosswire: Just when I thought you couldn't possibly get any stranger...
- [Muffy walks away]
- Buster Baxter: Looks like Binky's taking the pancake fall.
- Fern Walters: [groans] Will you please speak English?
- [ice cream drips onto Fern's notes, she looks up to see Buster in a tree]
- Fern Walters: Were you spying on me?
- Buster Baxter: Hardly, Fufu. I do my best noodlework at high altitudes.
- Binky Barnes: [walks over] So what have you found out?
- Buster Baxter: I've nearly solved it, Binky! Oh, and Fern thinks it's you.
- Buster Baxter: Okay, Binky wants us to make the riffle.
- [Fern pulls his private eye hat off]
- Buster Baxter: We need solutions!
- Svern Smith: [introducing Binky and Arthur to Binky the band] Binky, Binky! Binky, Binky! Oh, and... kid vith glasses.