The Angry Video Game Nerd (TV Series)

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (2004)

James Rolfe: The Angry Nintendo Nerd

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• The Angry Nintendo Nerd : This game is so horrible, and I am not joking. I am dead fucking serious. Dead... fucking... serious!

• The Angry Nintendo Nerd : "Castlevania II: Simon's Quest" might be a pretty bad game, but it is God compared to "Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Hyde".

• The Angry Nintendo Nerd : This game is fucking horrible! It's fucking horrible!

• The Angry Nintendo Nerd : Don't even buy it for a penny. That little copper coin might be worth a fortune someday if not spent on this awful piece of shit.

• The Angry Nintendo Nerd : Then for no reason you just die. Lightning will strike, like spontaneously, and then you're dead, and then the game's over. What the fuck is that shit?

• The Angry Nintendo Nerd : You'll be wishing for the rest of your life that you could invent a time machine so you could go back to the day you played that game and just fucking kill yourself.

• The Angry Nintendo Nerd : If you ever see this game, smash it. Smash it with a hammer. Smash it until every tiny fragment is so small, it's like invisible.

• The Angry Nintendo Nerd : You'd rather super glue your asshole shut. You'd rather drown in gasoline.

• The Angry Nintendo Nerd : You think I'm joking, like I'm trying to be funny or something. But no, the fact that that game exists is a horrible abomination of mankind.