- Launchpad McQuack: [as Darkwing Decoy] I... am the tenor that sings in the night. I am the, uh, the uh, the road salt that rots the underside of your car.
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: [answering the phone] McQuack Productions. Talk to me, babe.
- Tuskernini: [from the caller's end] Oh, yes. Is this the home of Launchpad McQuack? Also known as Darkwing Duck?
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: Yes, it is. Who wants to know? Make it snappy.
- [looking through some notes]
- Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: We're booked solid for the next two weeks.
- Tuskernini: Well, let's just say it's an old friend
- [chuckling]
- Tuskernini: who's planning a surprise visit. No need to bother him. Ta-ta.
- [hangs up]
- Tuskernini: [to his gang] Time for a new script, boys. This one's a comedy. I call it "The Destruction of Darkwing Duck!"
- [evil laughter]
- Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night!
- Tuskernini: It's that infernal duck! Quickly, exit stage right!
- Darkwing Duck: I am the feathery phantom that haunts your nightmares! I am Darkwing Duck!