ContraPoints: Ladies and gentlemen, a fascist...
[applause]
Fritz: My fellow Americans, a war is about to be waged, between everything you love and everything you hate... Our very right to exist as a people is under attack... Foreign invaders, disguised as emigrants and refugees, are being imported to our lands, by a cabal of globalist elites and if we don't stop it soon, the result will be: rape, chaos and the end of civilization as we know it... I want you to imagine the faces of your wives and children, picture their pure, white, innocent faces... Now, watch as those same wives are violated, those same children dashed to pieces, under the black boots of the third world horde... Does that thought fill you with rage? Good! We must be prepared to fight!.. To fight for our children and our nation and for our history and for our culture!.. To fight for the homeland we've always known and the people we've always loved... Make America great again! HAIL VICTORY!
[loud applause]
ContraPoints: Ladies and gentlemen, a leftist...
[applause]
Tabby the Catgirl: [loud hissing and meowing] So... actually, according to Hegel, "the for-itself can only be actualized through the in-itself", so the individuation of the subject necessarily demands the transcendence of the dialectical object, through the sublimation of negative materiality...
[hysterical laughter]
Tabby the Catgirl: Oh fuck you, you fucking racists! DEATH TO CAPITALISM! HAIL SATAAAN!
[aggressive hissing; booing]