Sam and Max: Night of the Raving Dead (2008 Video Game)

David Nowlin: Sam

Quotes 

• Flint Paper : [discovering Sam and Max are zombies]  Aw, no! Not you guys, too! Hate to do this, fellas, but Sam and Max always said they'd rather *die* than become one of those... things.

  Sam : I don't remember ever saying that. Did you, Max?

  Max : Nah, I'm pretty sure he was making that part up.

• Sam : When they put a stone slab over your corpse, you know they *really* don't want you coming back!

• Sam : Don't you want revenge on Jurgen for turning you into a zombie?

  Zombie : Oh, I was already a zombie, silly guy. My company makes experimental new drugs until something goes horribly awry.

  Max : Drugs to create a race of super-soldiers?

  Zombie : Male enhancement.

• Sam : We'd like to waste time by ordering stuff you don't have.

  Stinky : Knock yourselves out.

  Sam : Crab and salamander enchiladas in green sauce.

  Stinky : [yelling to the kitchen door]  Sal, I want Lou Dobbs and Greta Van Sustern doing double-dutch on the back of a rogue elephant!

  Sam : Tuna noodle casserole with onion rings.

  Stinky : [yelling]  Get me one Rudy Giuliani with no pants and sequined garters! And a tuna noodle casserole with onion rings!

  Sam : Seared grouper in a maple syrup reduction, with bacon-wrapped dates and toffee chips, served on a bed of Venezuelan newspaper clippings.

  Stinky : [yelling]  Sal, number 3!

  Sam : Chicken chow mein with chocolate covered raisins and a caramel swirl.

  Stinky : Sal, get me a hyperactive spider monkey in a powder-blue cardigan. And why don't we go ahead and wrestle him to the ground and tickle him until he pees.

  Max : I have got to see what goes on in this kitchen!

• Sam : Spooky castle, huh?

  Max : Jeepers, you said it! It sure was nice of your aunt to let us visit for the rock music festival! I just hope we don't run into a... g-g-g-g-GHOST!

  Sam : [annoyed]  How many times have I asked you not to do that, Max?

  Max : Sorry.

• Sam : Didn't we destroy the internet?

  Curt : Luckily, Al Gore was able to recreate the internet from his original plans.

  Max : What's on the internet that would interest a droning, glassy-eyed zombie, anyway?

  Curt : Al Gore recreated the internet in his own image.