Sam and Max: Moai Better Blues (2008 Video Game)

Joey Camen: Bosco, Jimmy Two Teeth

Quotes 

• Sam : Do you have any... Honey Bunches of Pumice brand cereal?

  Bosco : Yes! It's good, and it's good for you. And it's all for the bunker!

  Sam : Do you have any stim packs and radiation chems?

  Bosco : Sure do! It wouldn't be a good emergency bunker without 'em.

  Sam : Do you have any zombie repellent?

  Bosco : Get out of here. There's no such thing as zombies.

  Max : That's just what they *want* you to think.

  Sam : Do you have any powdered drink mix?

  Bosco : Cases of it. In every flavor you can think of.

  Max : Three-day-old rigatoni stuffed with marshmallow peeps in an orange soda reduction with a hint of cilantro.

  Bosco : Every flavor a *normal* person could think of.

  Sam : Do you have any eyeglass repair kits?

  Max : Not much worse than being stuck in the apocalypse with all the time in the world to read and then have your glasses break.

  Bosco : Y'all think I'm an amateur? This bunker is going to be 100% irony-proof.

  Sam : Do you have any...?

  Bosco : Look, for the last time. It's *all* for the bunker. Give it a rest already!