Funny People (2009)
Eminem: Eminem
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Quotes
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Eminem : Everyone in this fucking room is either staring at us, wanting to take a fucking picture.
Ira Wright : [Ira takes a picture of Eminem and George from across the room] Yeah. Got it.
Ray Romano : E-mail that to me.
Ira Wright : I will. That's awesome.
Ray Romano : Yeah.
Eminem : Who the fuck is that guy right there?
Eminem : [Eminem points at Ray] That fucking guy right there.
George Simmons : What? Ray Romano's bothering you?
Eminem : Who? Ray, Ray who?
George Simmons : Ray Romano, the guy from Everybody Loves Raymond.
Eminem : I don't give a fuck what show he's on. I'll fuck this motherfucker up, man!
George Simmons : Hey.
Eminem : Hey, Ray!
Ray Romano : Hello, Marshall.
Eminem : Fucking problem here, buddy?
[Ray shakes his head confused]
Eminem : Would you like to fuck me? Is that what this is?
Ray Romano : [to Ira] I don't get it, man. What's going on?
Eminem : Would you like me to fucking bend over for you right now?
Ira Wright : [whispering] Say no.
Ray Romano : No, man.
Eminem : [to George] I just gotta always be on my toes, man. You know?
George Simmons : I see that, but not with Ray Romano.
Ray Romano : [to Ira] This is why I don't go out of the house.
Ira Wright : I thought everybody loved you.
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Eminem : You know what? I think you fucked up.
George Simmons : How's that?
Eminem : I think you fucked up. I think... I don't think you should have took that medicine.
George Simmons : Why not?
Eminem : I don't know. Personally, I think you should have just let yourself die. Honestly man, what are - what are gonna do now? Make another bullshit movie? Fuck another chick who doesn't like you? You know? That was your way out right there.
George Simmons : Mmm.
Eminem : Now you're fucking stuck.
George Simmons : Yeah.
Eminem : You're stuck, just like me. Can't go to fucking Chuck E. Cheese. I can't go to Target, I can't go to Best Buy. I can't go to fucking Wal-Mart, K-Mart. You fucking name it, I can't go there.
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Eminem : What exactly are we celebrating here?