- Linda Belcher: Bob, you're waiting for a grown man to fall asleep so you can play with his not-so-grown-man toys?
- Bob Belcher: That's not how I'd say it.
- Linda Belcher: How would you say it?
- Teddy: Yeah, how would you say it, Bob?
- Bob Belcher: I'd say I'm like a private nurse and my payment is that I get to play with his nunchucks.
- Ms. LaBonz: Louise, Kaylee, will you be joining us? Learning's about to begin.
- Kaylee: [Nervously] Nope... I mean, yep. Thank you... for teaching... us. I love you.
- Louise Belcher: Oh, brother.