Superstore (TV Series)

Essential (2020)

Nico Santos: Mateo

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• Dina : So, whenever at all possible, you must remain 6 feet apart.

  Cheyenne : Well, is it 6 feet from, like, the center of our bodies or from, like, where our bodies end?

  Dina : Great question. Um... I'm gonna say start measuring from nips and tips.

  Mateo : Sorry, are the men measuring from the nips or the tips?

  Cheyenne : I think women nips, men tips.

  Dina : Yeah.

• Amy : And Zephra is adamant that we follow the CDC recommendation of washing your hands for a full 20 seconds.

  Cheyenne : 20 seconds? That's, like, literally forever.

  Amy : It's about the length of two "Happy Birthdays." So just sing that, and you'll be fine.

  Dina : Yeah, but whose name do we insert? I have a friend named Ty, and I have a friend named Alexandrina Geneviva. Those are two wildly different time frames.

  Amy : Just say... the name Emma.

  Mateo : Oh, God. Is this your way of making us sing "Happy Birthday" to Emma because all of her friends ditched her on her birthday this year?

  Amy : No, that didn't happen. Emma is very popular, and she's dating a very cute boy named Braydon. Very cute. I don't mean cute like I think he's hot, because I'm an adult and that would be weird. Whatever... just wash your hands! There's a virus.

• Mateo : There are also these signs to put up.

  Garrett : "Zephra believes in the Black community"? What are we, ghosts?

  Amy : Yeah, we're not putting any of that up. But if anybody asks, we put it all up.