Mom (TV Series)

A Judgy Face and Your Grandma's Drawers (2020)

Kristen Johnston: Tammy Diffendorf

Quotes 

• Tammy : I quit! It's obvious you don't trust me!

  Adam : Why would you think I don't trust you? Whose baby is that?

  Tammy : You won't let me in your office, why? Because I have a prison record? Because people like me don't deserve a second chance and why should they even let us out?

  Adam : I don't let anyone in my office.

  Tammy : Why not?

  Adam : Because I'm not sure about Joe yet and I didn't want to single him out.

  Tammy : Ooh yeah, why did you hire him? He's kind of creepy.

  Adam : Because he just got out of prison and I'm trying to give him a second chance.

• Tammy : [taking Sophia home]  This is a great time to be a girl, you don't have to take an C-R-A-P off of anybody, and you can tell a man when he's being a D-I-C-K... okay, we're going to make *one* stop.

• Christy : [sick, answers phone]  Hello?

  Marjorie : Where are you?

  Christy : I don't know.

  Marjorie : Where's Sophia?

  Christy : She's with my mom in your living room.

  Marjorie : I'm *in* my living room, nobody's here.

  Christy : I'll conference her.

  Bonnie : [answers phone]  Yeah?

  Christy : Where are you?

  Bonnie : Watching Arlo put a new tire on my car.

  Marjorie : Where's Sophia?

  Bonnie : She's with Jill in your living room.

  Marjorie : No, she's not.

  Christy : Hang on, I'll conference her.

  Jill : Hello.

  Marjorie : Jill, where's Sophia?

  Jill : I had a bit of a meltdown at the meeting, so Tammy brought her home and they're in your living room.

  Marjorie : No they're not.

  Christy : I'll conference her.

  Tammy : [answers]  Hey Marjorie.

  Christy , Marjorie , Bonnie , Jill : Where are you/the baby?

  Tammy : Is this a conference call? I've never had one of those.

  Marjorie : Tammy, where are you?

  Tammy : I'm in your living room.

  [opens door] 

  Marjorie : No you're not!

  [turns around] 

  Marjorie : Never mind, yes you are.

  [hangs up]