3 Idiots (2009)

Kareena Kapoor: Pia

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Quotes 

• Rancho : [At Pia's sister's wedding]  Hi.

  Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe : [a little surprised, as she doesn't know him]  Hello.

  Rancho : I have a free advice, would you try?

  Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe : [Still smiling]  What?

  Rancho : [Takes her drink away]  Let me hold this first, else you may later throw it on me. Leave this guy.

  [Points at his fiancee] 

  Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe : [Now angry]  What?

  Suhas : [Meanwhile her Fiancee, speaking to somebody else a little far away]  Look at this coat. Yes, its quite costly, 50K.

  Rancho : Look at him. He is a moving price tag! He will always keep you reminding of price of every single object he bought. Your life will become a supermarket!

  Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe : [Extremely angry]  Excuse me. Who the hell are you? You don't know anything about him.

  Rancho : Oh, you need a demonstration! Okay, watch me, he will tell his shoe's price in a second, without anybody even asking him!

  [He pushed a waiter, who was carrying a green gooey chutney. The chutney fell on Suhas's shoe] 

  Suhas : [shouting]  You idiot! What the hell! This shoe cost me 10K!

• Rancho : [after indirectly making Pia break up with her fiancee]  Come on, help us. My friend's father is very ill!

  Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe : Go away!

  Rancho : Come on! You are almost a doctor! What is that oath you take... oh yes, Hippocratic oath - I will help a fellow patient, I remain a member of society with special obligations etc.

  Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe : [Reluctantly allows him to get up on her scooter]  Okay.

  Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe : [Later when Rancho is speeding with the scooter, with the patient and Pia on the back, towards the hospital]  You crashed my sister's wedding, you broke my engagement, for you my Dad keeps taking blood pressure tablets... and I am helping you? Hippocrates screwed us Doctors!

• Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe : [Now that everyone knows, Rancho's real surname is not Chhanchhad]  Thank God, after marriage my name wont be Pia Chhanchhad!

  Raju Rastogi : So what is your actual name?

  Rancho : Phunsukh Wangdu.

  Farhan Qureshi : What?

  Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe : [Thinking of her future name]  Pia Wangdu?

  Rancho : [to Raju & Farhan]  Phunsukh Wangdu.

  Farhan Qureshi : Phunsukh Wangdu? Silencer's Phunsukh Wangdu?

  Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe : I don't want to be named Pia Wangdu!

  Rancho : [to Raju & Farhan]  Yes.

  Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe : Can I keep my name after marriage?

• Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe : You Gujaratis are so cute. But why does your food sound so dangerous? Dhokla, fafda, handwa, thepla, khakhra, they sound like missiles. Today, Bush dropped two dhoklas on Iraq: 400 dead, 200 injured. I can deal with khakhra, fafda, but your name? Ranchhodddas Shamaldas Chanchad. Yuck! I won't change my last name after marriage