Psych (TV Series)

Lights, Camera... Homicidio (2008)

Matt Cedeño: Jorge Gama-Lobo

Quotes 

• Jorge : [about Quintessa]  You don't know her wrath. She hates me. She is like the Latina Susan Lucci. She beat me up.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : I hardly think there's a woman capable of that.

  Shawn Spencer : Bea Arthur.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : I stand corrected.

• Jorge : [Shawn asks if Jorge's meatballs came from craft services]  Yes, yes. Kelly knows they are my favorite. Usually I hunger for her meatballs, the way a jackal salivates for an injured possum, but suddenly, I have no appetite for them now.

• Kelly : [Continuing her confession/explanation]  When Ernesto cheated on her she was too weak to stand up for herself. I needed to help her. She was like my best friend.

  Quintessa Gabriel : I barely spoke to her.

  Shawn Spencer : [Normal accent]  Really?

  [Spanish accent] 

  Shawn Spencer : So it was you who replaced the retractable prop knife with the real one!

  Kelly : And he deserved it!

  Shawn Spencer : [Spanish accent]  And it was also you who poisoned poor Vincente after it was written that he betrayed Corrin!

  Quintessa Gabriel : But how?

  Shawn Spencer : [Spanish accent]  With a meatball.

  Jorge : [Flashback to earlier conversation]  Usually I hunger for her meatballs the way a jackal salivates for an injured opossum.

  Quintessa Gabriel : But he wrote the suicide note!

  Shawn Spencer : [Spanish accent]  No, he didn't! You should have a degree in being wrong all the time! And she almost got away with it, if it was not for the hairs!

  Quintessa Gabriel : Hairs?

  Shawn Spencer : [Spanish accent]  Yes, the hairs from the cheap imitation wig that you put on to emulate Corrin when you committed these murders!

  Kelly : Yes, I did it! And now it's your turn to die!

  Shawn Spencer : [Normal accent]  Say what?

  Kelly : For sleeping with Serena when all Corrin did was love you!

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : She's right about that.

  [Kelly grabs the nail gun from Quintessa, shoots at Shawn] 

  Shawn Spencer : Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

  [Lassiter and O'Hara grab the gun from Kelly and cuff her, then realize they're live on TV] 

  Carlton Lassiter : Uh... hola! Me llamo... Inspector Carleton Lassiter. Me gusta queso.

  Juliet O'Hara : Really, that's what you choose to say?

  Carlton Lassiter : Well, I only took two years in junior high...

  [They escort Kelly off the set] 

• Jorge : Do you have questions for me?

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Yes, we do.

  [beat] 

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Do you know if Serena's baby is yours?