Chowder (TV Series)

Burple Nurples/Shnitzel Makes a Deposit (2007)

Nicky Jones: Chowder

Quotes 

• Mung Daal : [disguised as a woman]  Care to give a free sample to a pretty lady?

  Chowder : Sure. You know one?

  Mung Daal : ...Care to give a free sample to an ugly lady?

  Chowder : No, ugly ladies have to pay.

• Bank Lady : Welcome! Would you care for a free lollipop?

  Chowder : Would I?

  Bank Lady : Would you?

  Chowder : Would I?

  Bank Lady : Would you?

  Chowder : Would I?

  Bank Lady : Would you?

  Chowder : Would I what?

  Bank Lady : Care for a free lollipop?

  Chowder : Would I?

  Bank Lady : Would you?

  Chowder : Would I?

  Schnitzel : Rada rada!

  Chowder : Yes, I would. Thank you.

• Chowder : [to Schnitzel]  Last night I dreamed I was a bottle of ketchup. And you were mustard. Which is weird, because usually you're mayonnaise in my dreams. Why do you suppose that is?

• Chowder : [halts while chasing Mung Daal up Mt Fondoom]  Aaaah! Wait, fat kid running...

  [pants] 

• Chowder : Why does Shnitzel always get so happy on fivesday? Is it the day he makes a poo?

• Chowder : Hey, where did that ugly thief lady go?

  Mung Daal : Chowder, that ugly lady was me. You see, there is an ugly lady inside of all of us, and sometimes, that ugly lady makes us do things we're not proud of. But I'm proud of you, Chowder, because you proved that all I thought about you was right!