Segment 1: Sunrise Semester: Glamour with Veronica Swansong;
Veronica has an ambitious young director to keep her feeling glamorous.
Segment 2: Message From Prickley: The Sammy Maudlin Show;
Edith promotes Sammy's show.
Segment 3: Kanadian Korner 11: Miracle of Back Bacon;
Doug takes over, gets the crew to join in on the theme and tells the story of the miracle of back bacon.
Segment 4: Promo: Stretch Your Arm;
Contestants have their stretched for big money.
Segment 5: ronny Barrett's Sports;
Ronny has the latest gossip about sports figures.
Segment 6: Promo: Taxi Driver with Gregory Peck;
Gregory Peck is looking at you this season on SCTV.
Segment 7: Commercial: TotaControl;
Control all your household appliances with one handy device.
Segment 8: Message From Guy: Announcer screws up;
The announcer flubs the announcement.
Segment 9: The Sammy Maudlin Show: Bob Hope in China;
(Joined in progress.) Bobby's routine, which was bombing anyway, is interrupted when Bob Hope makes a surprise walk on to plug his new special, "I Owe Peking 2,000 Dollars." He brought some outtakes. After showing the outtakes, Hope takes off. Bittman gets up to continue his routine and Danny Thomas walks on. [During the credits, Bittman calls Caballero to complain.]
Segment 10: Outtakes: The Making of "I Owe Peking 2,000 Dollars";
Bob Hope and his writers pitch some jokes to the Chinese.