The Mighty Boosh (TV Series)

The Chokes (2007)

Julian Barratt: Howard Moon, Jurgen Haabemaaster

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Quotes 

• Jurgen Haabemaster : [Howard is watching a Black & White Art Film. A desolate beach, a skeleton]  Life is pain... suicide is freedom...

  Announcer : Next on BBC Four, a seven-hour documentary on Dutch Avant Guarde Cinema.

  [Howard switches it off] 

• Doctor : [Clip from "The Doctor and the Pencil"]  AHHH!

  Pencil : AHHH!

  Doctor : AHHH!

  Pencil : AHHH!

  [Back to the interview] 

  Jurgen Haabemaster : So playful.

• Montgomery Flange : [Howard has "The Chokes" again]  You're a good actor, Howard! Remember the pencil! Remember the pencil!

  Howard Moon : [Unfreezes]  NO! NO! NOOO!

  [Kicks the air] 

  Howard Moon : HA-HA! NO! NO! NOOO! NO? NOOO! AHHHH!

  [Falls exhausted into a crouch. The Audience goes wild]