The Unicorn (TV Series)

No Matter What the Future Brings (2020)

Makenzie Moss: Natalie Felton

Quotes 

• Wade Felton : I just wish I knew what was going on with Grace and this dance.

  Natalie Felton : I know what's going on. Justin got pinkeye.

  Wade Felton : Oh. Okay, well, can't she just go with her friends?

  Natalie Felton : Well, she was supposed to go with Jenna and Nika, but then Jenna and Nika, they have dates, so then she felt like she'd be the fifth wheel, but then she could go with Lexi, Claire, and Maisie, but then Claire and Maisie aren't talking to each other, so Grace would have to pick sides, so then that leaves Audrey, Tess, and Phoebe, but then they're like the Three Musketeers...

  Wade Felton : Yeah, okay, okay. I get it, I get it. She doesn't have anyone to go with.

• Wade Felton : Oh, my god. Oh! My-my... my lips are on fire.

  Natalie Felton : You kissed me right on my acne medicine.

  Wade Felton : What... since when do you have acne?

• Wade Felton : Grace, I got bras. Ten of 'em. They had questions that I couldn't answer, so... I went with every possibility.

  Grace Felton : Thanks, dad, for going through that trouble, but, um... I've decided I'm not going to the dance.

  Wade Felton : What happened?

  Grace Felton : Nothing happened. I'd just rather stay at home, have some ice cream, and watch a movie. Is that okay?

  Wade Felton : Uh, of-of course that's okay. Yeah, whatever you want.

  Grace Felton : Cool. Thanks.

  Wade Felton : Okay.

  Natalie Felton : Awesome. What are we gonna watch?

  Wade Felton : Um... "Ferris Beuller's Day Off".

  Natalie Felton : [groaning]  How about something from this century?

• Grace Felton : Andrew just asked me to the dance.

  Wade Felton : Did he? Really? That's so nice. I-I love Andrew.

  Grace Felton : [suspiciously]  What'd you do?

  Wade Felton : N-Nothing. I was just thinking that you don't have anybody to go with and you like him, and he really likes you.

  Grace Felton : Did you talk to him?

  Wade Felton : For, like, one minute.

  Grace Felton : Did you threaten him again?

  Wade Felton : Look, I didn't threaten him the first time, Grace. Come on.

  Grace Felton : How do you even know he really wants to go with me?

  Natalie Felton : Oh, please. He totally likes you. It's gross.

  Grace Felton : Shut up.

• Grace Felton : This could not be any worse!

  Wade Felton : Grace. You need to open the door. I'm sure the dress looks wonderful.

  Grace Felton : It's a disaster! Justin can't see me like this. Do you really think Justin can see me like this?

  Wade Felton : *I* can't see you like this. Will you please just open the door?

  [she does so] 

  Wade Felton : You... you look great.

  Grace Felton : Really? This is what looks great, the fact that you can see my bra? Is that what you're saying looks great? That's weird.

  Wade Felton : I didn't say that.

  Grace Felton : So you're saying I look great as long as I'm standing against a wall? So I should just stand against a wall the entire night tonight? That's your solution?

  Wade Felton : Yes, that's my solution.

  Grace Felton : That is so not funny!

  Wade Felton : [she shuts the door]  Grace, come on. I'm just...

  Natalie Felton : She's been acting like this all week. Do you think she's on drugs?

  Wade Felton : Worse. She's a teenager.

• Natalie Felton : [playing soccer in the street]  And Tobin Heath breaks free! She heads down the field, goes for the kick, and...

  [she kicks the ball, which hits Wade in the groin] 

  Wade Felton : [groaning in pain]  Oh!

  Natalie Felton : You're supposed to block it!

  Wade Felton : I did.

  Natalie Felton : With your hands.