Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 7013 (2005)

Ryan Stiles: Self

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Quotes 

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "If songs were written about life's most embarrassing moments."

  Ryan Stiles : [singing]  Why can't I control my bowels?

  Kathy Greenwood : [singing]  I love you sooooo much, oops, I farted.

  Colin Mochrie : [singing]  Hey, that's me with the booger in my nose, booger in my nose, booger in my nose! Hey, that's me with the booger...

  Wayne Brady : [singing]  We made love at 5:06, and I was done by 5:07. And I was...

  Colin Mochrie : [singing]  Hey, I didn't mean to cook your dog, but hey, those things just happen. Mine was just standin' there, and his little toes, they started tappin'. So I cut his throat, let go, take a goat, and then I put him on the barbecue...

  [is pulled off-stage by Ryan] 

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Hollywood Director"] 

  [playing a hunky plumber] 

  Ryan Stiles : Well all your pipes are cleaned out. I guess I should be on my way, I've got another hunky plumbing job to do.

  Kathy Greenwood : Please, Mr. Hunky Plumber, please, just, just come with me, and we;'ll try it together, just one.

  Ryan Stiles : Well if you don't mind puttin' on your clothes first, I'll hang around for a little while.

  Kathy Greenwood : Did I forget my clothes again?

  Ryan Stiles : Yes you did. Third time this week. That's one problem toilet, you might wanna get a new one.