The Good Place (TV Series)

Patty (2020)

D'Arcy Carden: Janet

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• Eleanor Shellstrop : Okay, well... I have a solution. Remember what I said to you when you were going through your midlife crisis, one earring, red convertible phase?

  Michael : "You look so stupid"?

  Eleanor Shellstrop : After that.

  Michael : You said that every human is a little bit sad all the time because you know you're going to die, but that knowledge is what gives life meaning.

  Eleanor Shellstrop : [turns to face the group]  The way to restore meaning to the people in the Good Place... is to let them leave.

  Janet : Leave? And go where? This is the last...

  [pause] 

  Janet : Oh.

  Michael : Can we just do that?

  Eleanor Shellstrop : You're the head of the Good Place now. Seems to me you can do whatever you want.

• Janet : It's so nice to get to work alongside another Good Janet.

  Good Place Janet : Yes, it is!

  Musa : Hey, Janet, can I get a Coke?

  [Good Janet holds up a Coke] 

  Musa : No, a water.

  [Good Janet holds up a glass of water] 

  Musa : No, a lamp.

  [Good Janet holds up a lamp] 

  Musa : No, a cat.

  [Good Janet holds up a cat] 

  Janet : [frowns]  So people just ask you for things with no rhyme or reason?

  Good Place Janet : Yes, and then I get them for them! It's great!

  Musa : Can I get a spaceship?

  [Good Janet motions to a spaceship] 

  Musa : No, one huge Junior Mint.

  [Good Janet holds up a huge Junior Mint] 

  Musa : No, a Coke.

  [Good Janet holds up a Coke. Musa takes it and walks away] 

• Eleanor Shellstrop : Hi, everyone, can I have your attention, please? Hi, my name's Eleanor Shellstrop. Hope you're having fun at our Flor-izona British library extravaganza. I guess you don't really have fun anywhere, which is the point. It doesn't seem like this is paradise for you. You've basically been on a never-ending vacation, and vacations are only special because they end.

  Chidi Anagonye : So we have an idea. We're gonna set up a new kind of door. Um, somewhere peaceful, so that when you feel happy and satisfied and complete, and you want to leave the Good Place for good, you can just walk through it, and your time in the universe will end.

  Tahani Al-Jamil : You don't have to go through it if you don't want to, but you can, and hopefully, knowing that you don't have to be here forever will help you feel happier while you are.

  Paltibaal : What will happen when we go through it?

  Janet : Well, we don't really know, exactly. All we know is, it will be peaceful and your journey will be over.

  Michael : You led great lives. You earned your place here. So stay here as long as you like. Use the Green Doors to see and do every single thing you want to see and do. And when you're ready, walk through one last door and be at peace.

• Janet : Okay, I now know everything about the Good Place. In a nutshell, it slaps. First thing to tell you, humans can't see the Good Place all at once or their brains will be scrambled.

  Jason Mendoza : Cool. Maybe I'll finally get some of those squiggles on my brain. Doctors say my brain is smooth as an egg.