- Lt. Pug: *I* took command! *I* faced the enemy! Granted, it was a fictional enemy, but those are the worst kind!
- [first lines]
- Cruella de Vil: Oh, you were so right, Anita Darling. This picnic is precisely what I needed - a chance to get away from it all. Ah, to enjoy the earthly pleasures of simple peasant folk.
- Anita Dearly: Having you join us, Cruella, was such an unexpected surprise.
- Cruella de Vil: Well, I knew that hang-up on my voicemail must have been you calling to invite me.
- Roger Dearly: [throws a frisbee] Wish it was that easy to get rid of Cruella. Maybe if I tied a dollar around it.
- Lt. Pug: True, it's not like the good old days. Back then, you can drop a piano on them, or chase them under a steamroller, or paint a tunnel on a wall, and they'd slam right into it. I hate cats! Of course, now it's a code war, so we can't get away with that anymore.
- Rolly: This guy's one donut short of a dozen.
- [last lines]
- Colonel: Relax and enjoy, cadets. There's plenty more where that came from.
- Rolly: Man, if I'd known there was kibble involved, I would have fought those sheep single-pawed.
- Lucky: Where's Pug? Isn't he joining us?
- Colonel: Yes, well I... put Pug in charge of a very important emergency.
- Sgt. Tibbs: A Code K emergency.
- Lt. Pug: Kittens... I hate babysittin' kittens.
- Lt. Pug: True, it's not like the good old days. Back then, you can drop a piano on them, or flatten them with a steamroller, or paint a tunnel on a wall, and they'd slam right into it. I hate cats. Of course, now it's a code war, so we can't get away with that any more.
- Rolly: This guy's one doughnut short of a dozen.
- Rolly: What do you know? False alarm.
- Lucky: Let's look around.
- [they look around for a while]
- Rolly: That was fun. Anyone for gelato?
- Lucky: [stops Rolly in his tracks] Something's fishy.
- Rolly: You always gotta go looking for trouble, don't you? Can't you just accept it as a false alarm? Here. I'll prove it to you. See? No sheep in trouble!
- Cadpig: Gosh, Rolly, I guess you were right.
- [a stampede of sheep runs over them]
- Cadpig: Did anyone get the license plate of those sheep?
- Roger Dearly: [throws a frisbee] Wish it was that easy to get rid of Cruella. Maybe if I tied a dollar around it...
- Anita Dearly: Having you join us, Cruella, was such an unexpected surprise.
- Cruella de Vil: Well, I knew that hang up on my voice mail must have been you calling to invite me.
- Cruella de Vil: [tape recording] Memo to myself: 'Tell my doctor I'm not paying him real money for managing fake injuries'.
- Roger Dearly: 'Fake injuries' My, My.
- Anita Dearly: And you had us waiting on you hand and foot.
- Cruella de Vil: Totally irrelevant. They're real injuries now, watch
- [bangs head lets out a fake scream]
- Cruella de Vil: see.
- Roger Dearly: [holding tape recorder] And this is the real proof, you tried to commit insurance fraud.
- Cruella de Vil: [nervously] now, now, no need to be hasty Rover. Surely we can make some kind of deal hmmm.
- [Cruella is waiting on and serving Roger, Anita and Lucky; she comes in with a tray of sandwiches]
- Cruella de Vil: Here are your sandwiches, no crust's.