101 Dalmatians: The Series (TV Series)

Leisure Lawsuit/Purred It Through the Grapevine (1997)

April Winchell: Cruella de Vil

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Cruella de Vil : Oh, you were so right, Anita Darling. This picnic is precisely what I needed - a chance to get away from it all. Ah, to enjoy the earthly pleasures of simple peasant folk.

  Anita Dearly : Having you join us, Cruella, was such an unexpected surprise.

  Cruella de Vil : Well, I knew that hang-up on my voicemail must have been you calling to invite me.

• Cruella de Vil : I just love when good things happen to bad people!

• Anita Dearly : Having you join us, Cruella, was such an unexpected surprise.

  Cruella de Vil : Well, I knew that hang up on my voice mail must have been you calling to invite me.

• Cruella de Vil : [tape recording]  Memo to myself: 'Tell my doctor I'm not paying him real money for managing fake injuries'.

  Roger Dearly : 'Fake injuries' My, My.

  Anita Dearly : And you had us waiting on you hand and foot.

  Cruella de Vil : Totally irrelevant. They're real injuries now, watch

  [bangs head lets out a fake scream] 

  Cruella de Vil : see.

  Roger Dearly : [holding tape recorder]  And this is the real proof, you tried to commit insurance fraud.

  Cruella de Vil : [nervously]  now, now, no need to be hasty Rover. Surely we can make some kind of deal hmmm.

  [Cruella is waiting on and serving Roger, Anita and Lucky; she comes in with a tray of sandwiches] 

  Cruella de Vil : Here are your sandwiches, no crust's.