- [last lines]
- Dumpling: At my urging, Rolly has graciously decided to give you another chance.
- Lucky: Well, I don't know if we want him back. He did kinda blow us off.
- Rolly: Heck. I don't know either. You guys were really mean to me and...
- Lucky, Rolly: [shout] I love you, man!
- Cadpig, Spot: [shout] Group hug!
- Rolly: "Rolly, you eat too much!" "Rolly, you sleep too much!" "Rolly, your butt is blocking the sun!" Why don't they come out and say it? "Rolly, we think you're a pig!"
- Cadpig: You know, I think we've entered the third phase of grief - blame, and I blame *both of you*!
- [first lines]
- Lucky: Gee, Colonel. You must have seen a lot of action.
- Colonel: Lucky, my boy, it's been a long, long road.
- [showing Lucky photos]
- Colonel: For example, here I am at the Great Gruteley Kibble Caper.
- Lucky: Cool.
- Colonel: And here I am at the infamous Flea Bath Uprising. Oh, and this, this was taken just before my most harrowing mission: Operation Chew Toy.
- Lucky: Wow. Action and adventure. And that cool thing around your neck.
- Colonel: Oh, yes. The Regimental Scarf. Quiet a beauty, eh?
- Lucky: Are you kidding? I'd look great in one of those.
- Colonel: Tell you what, son. How'd you like to wear it for the day?
- Lucky: Seriously?
- Mayor Ed Pig: [waking up] Well, well, well if it isn't my favorite pig dog. Did you get the food?
- Rolly: Oh yeah, I got so much food, I'd thought I'd start the party early.
- Mayor Ed Pig: Really, you should have woken me boy I got me a 3-hour welcoming speech to give
- [sees the animals are actually eating his food; angry]
- Mayor Ed Pig: That's my chow!
- Rolly: You promised them a feed. I delivered a feed
- Mayor Ed Pig: Well you couldn't take the doggie treats huh, well that's just fine, from this day on you're no pig of mine
- [yelling]
- Mayor Ed Pig: get your snouts out of my food!
- Dumpling: [runs right up to him] Actually Daddy, by using your own chow you've come across as a real hog to the people and with the upcoming election that's got to be worth it's way to a millions votes.
- Mayor Ed Pig: Get your snouts back in my food! The party's on me.
- [to his daughter]
- Mayor Ed Pig: Great idea pumpkin, not only beautiful and fragrant but smart too, looks like I had me a protege all along
- Dumpling: [to Rolly] Come on partner, let's eat.
- Mayor Ed Pig: [trying to get dumpling to go rooting in the mud] Princess please, you're embarrassing me. Just try rooting.
- Dumpling: [disgusted] Stick my nose in that? Yeah right.
- Mayor Ed Pig: [later tries to get Dumpling to eat from a bucket] Oh now, sweetie pig, it's swill. Not knowin' where it comes from is half the fun!
- Dumpling: [dismissive] Forget it. I'm ordering dim sum.
- [She walks off]
- Mayor Ed Pig: Oh, I've had it with you, missy!
- Dumpling: What's eating you, Golden Boy?
- Rolly: Your dad wants me to steal from my family.
- Dumpling: It isn't stealing. It's an involuntary
- Dumpling, Rolly: Campaign contribution
- Rolly: I know but I still can't do it after everything that's happened. They're still my family.
- Dumpling: Great. you squeeze me out so that you could be daddy's protege and now you won't play his game. If you can't stay in the steep get out of the star.
- Rolly: And go where? I can't go back to the barn, I burned that bridge.
- Dumpling: Hey you want out and I want in, maybe it's time we joined forces.
- Dumpling: [sighs] Maybe I've been too hard on Daddy, after all someday this'll all be mine.
- Mayor Ed Pig: [to Rolly] Yep, someday this'll all be yours.
- [Dumpling gasps in shock]
- Mayor Ed Pig: the straw, the mud, even the manure.
- Rolly: But why me?
- Mayor Ed Pig: Because you need somebody that appreciates you and I need a protege.
- Rolly: A what?
- Dumpling: [still in shock] A what?
- Mayor Ed Pig: Protege. You know an heir. A next in line. After all somebody's got to be Mayor after I retire.
- Rolly: But what about Dumpling?
- Dumpling: [mad] Yeah, what about Dumpling?
- Mayor Ed Pig: Lookie here, I love Dumpling she's the apple in my eye. My little puddin pie. But let's face it she'll never be half the pig you are.
- [Dumpling is shown crying]
- Mayor Ed Pig: Think about it son, fame, power, slop and riches you won't believe
- Rolly: Wow.
- Mayor Ed Pig: Of course this is a bad decision. You should take your time. Think about it. Don't rush into anything