101 Dalmatians: The Series (TV Series)

It's a Swamp Thing/Roll Out the Pork Barrel (1997)

Kath Soucie: Anita Dearly, Rolly, Cadpig

Quotes 

• Cadpig : Darkness... darkness...

• Rolly : But the Colonel said not to ever ever ever step foot in here!

  Lucky : We're not stepping, we're wading.

• Cadpig : And now for the second phase of the greiving process... ANGER!

• Rolly : I think I'm retaining water.

  Lucky : I think you're retaining doughnuts!

  Rolly : Are you calling me fat?

  Lucky : If the tree fits.

• Cadpig : I don't mean to sound judgmental, but do you have to be such a *colossal swine*?

• [last lines] 

  Dumpling : At my urging, Rolly has graciously decided to give you another chance.

  Lucky : Well, I don't know if we want him back. He did kinda blow us off.

  Rolly : Heck. I don't know either. You guys were really mean to me and...

  Lucky , Rolly : [shout]  I love you, man!

  Cadpig , Spot : [shout]  Group hug!

• Cadpig : That's a Steven?

• Rolly : "Rolly, you eat too much!" "Rolly, you sleep too much!" "Rolly, your butt is blocking the sun!" Why don't they come out and say it? "Rolly, we think you're a pig!"

• Cadpig : Today is the honeymoon phase. Tomorrow, divorce pork.

• Cadpig : You know, I think we've entered the third phase of grief - blame, and I blame *both of you*!

• Rolly : Hey, Two-Tone, you coming to my party?

  Two-Tone : I think so. Oh. Maybe not. I'll try. Can I get back to you?

• Mayor Ed Pig : [waking up]  Well, well, well if it isn't my favorite pig dog. Did you get the food?

  Rolly : Oh yeah, I got so much food, I'd thought I'd start the party early.

  Mayor Ed Pig : Really, you should have woken me boy I got me a 3-hour welcoming speech to give

  [sees the animals are actually eating his food; angry] 

  Mayor Ed Pig : That's my chow!

  Rolly : You promised them a feed. I delivered a feed

  Mayor Ed Pig : Well you couldn't take the doggie treats huh, well that's just fine, from this day on you're no pig of mine

  [yelling] 

  Mayor Ed Pig : get your snouts out of my food!

  Dumpling : [runs right up to him]  Actually Daddy, by using your own chow you've come across as a real hog to the people and with the upcoming election that's got to be worth it's way to a millions votes.

  Mayor Ed Pig : Get your snouts back in my food! The party's on me.

  [to his daughter] 

  Mayor Ed Pig : Great idea pumpkin, not only beautiful and fragrant but smart too, looks like I had me a protege all along

  Dumpling : [to Rolly]  Come on partner, let's eat.

• Dumpling : What's eating you, Golden Boy?

  Rolly : Your dad wants me to steal from my family.

  Dumpling : It isn't stealing. It's an involuntary

  Dumpling , Rolly : Campaign contribution

  Rolly : I know but I still can't do it after everything that's happened. They're still my family.

  Dumpling : Great. you squeeze me out so that you could be daddy's protege and now you won't play his game. If you can't stay in the steep get out of the star.

  Rolly : And go where? I can't go back to the barn, I burned that bridge.

  Dumpling : Hey you want out and I want in, maybe it's time we joined forces.

• Dumpling : [sighs]  Maybe I've been too hard on Daddy, after all someday this'll all be mine.

  Mayor Ed Pig : [to Rolly]  Yep, someday this'll all be yours.

  [Dumpling gasps in shock] 

  Mayor Ed Pig : the straw, the mud, even the manure.

  Rolly : But why me?

  Mayor Ed Pig : Because you need somebody that appreciates you and I need a protege.

  Rolly : A what?

  Dumpling : [still in shock]  A what?

  Mayor Ed Pig : Protege. You know an heir. A next in line. After all somebody's got to be Mayor after I retire.

  Rolly : But what about Dumpling?

  Dumpling : [mad]  Yeah, what about Dumpling?

  Mayor Ed Pig : Lookie here, I love Dumpling she's the apple in my eye. My little puddin pie. But let's face it she'll never be half the pig you are.

  [Dumpling is shown crying] 

  Mayor Ed Pig : Think about it son, fame, power, slop and riches you won't believe

  Rolly : Wow.

  Mayor Ed Pig : Of course this is a bad decision. You should take your time. Think about it. Don't rush into anything