101 Dalmatians: The Series (TV Series)

It's a Swamp Thing/Roll Out the Pork Barrel (1997)

Jim Cummings: Mayor Ed Pig, Colonel

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Lucky : Gee, Colonel. You must have seen a lot of action.

  Colonel : Lucky, my boy, it's been a long, long road.

  [showing Lucky photos] 

  Colonel : For example, here I am at the Great Gruteley Kibble Caper.

  Lucky : Cool.

  Colonel : And here I am at the infamous Flea Bath Uprising. Oh, and this, this was taken just before my most harrowing mission: Operation Chew Toy.

  Lucky : Wow. Action and adventure. And that cool thing around your neck.

  Colonel : Oh, yes. The Regimental Scarf. Quiet a beauty, eh?

  Lucky : Are you kidding? I'd look great in one of those.

  Colonel : Tell you what, son. How'd you like to wear it for the day?

  Lucky : Seriously?

• Mayor Ed Pig : [waking up]  Well, well, well if it isn't my favorite pig dog. Did you get the food?

  Rolly : Oh yeah, I got so much food, I'd thought I'd start the party early.

  Mayor Ed Pig : Really, you should have woken me boy I got me a 3-hour welcoming speech to give

  [sees the animals are actually eating his food; angry] 

  Mayor Ed Pig : That's my chow!

  Rolly : You promised them a feed. I delivered a feed

  Mayor Ed Pig : Well you couldn't take the doggie treats huh, well that's just fine, from this day on you're no pig of mine

  [yelling] 

  Mayor Ed Pig : get your snouts out of my food!

  Dumpling : [runs right up to him]  Actually Daddy, by using your own chow you've come across as a real hog to the people and with the upcoming election that's got to be worth it's way to a millions votes.

  Mayor Ed Pig : Get your snouts back in my food! The party's on me.

  [to his daughter] 

  Mayor Ed Pig : Great idea pumpkin, not only beautiful and fragrant but smart too, looks like I had me a protege all along

  Dumpling : [to Rolly]  Come on partner, let's eat.

• Mayor Ed Pig : [trying to get dumpling to go rooting in the mud]  Princess please, you're embarrassing me. Just try rooting.

  Dumpling : [disgusted]  Stick my nose in that? Yeah right.

  Mayor Ed Pig : [later tries to get Dumpling to eat from a bucket]  Oh now, sweetie pig, it's swill. Not knowin' where it comes from is half the fun!

  Dumpling : [dismissive]  Forget it. I'm ordering dim sum.

  [She walks off] 

  Mayor Ed Pig : Oh, I've had it with you, missy!

• Dumpling : [sighs]  Maybe I've been too hard on Daddy, after all someday this'll all be mine.

  Mayor Ed Pig : [to Rolly]  Yep, someday this'll all be yours.

  [Dumpling gasps in shock] 

  Mayor Ed Pig : the straw, the mud, even the manure.

  Rolly : But why me?

  Mayor Ed Pig : Because you need somebody that appreciates you and I need a protege.

  Rolly : A what?

  Dumpling : [still in shock]  A what?

  Mayor Ed Pig : Protege. You know an heir. A next in line. After all somebody's got to be Mayor after I retire.

  Rolly : But what about Dumpling?

  Dumpling : [mad]  Yeah, what about Dumpling?

  Mayor Ed Pig : Lookie here, I love Dumpling she's the apple in my eye. My little puddin pie. But let's face it she'll never be half the pig you are.

  [Dumpling is shown crying] 

  Mayor Ed Pig : Think about it son, fame, power, slop and riches you won't believe

  Rolly : Wow.

  Mayor Ed Pig : Of course this is a bad decision. You should take your time. Think about it. Don't rush into anything