- Squidward Tentacles: Who wants a free refill?
- Mr. Krabs: Did someone just say free?
- [runs into the dining room demanding a explanation]
- Mr. Krabs: What's the problem?
- Little Girl Fish, Mom Fish: [sobbing] He he he asked me if I wanted tarter sauce. And then he gave me a free hat.
- Mr. Krabs: Free?
- [his eyes shrivel up]
- Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward!
- Squidward Tentacles: Yes sir.
- Mr. Krabs: Listen up, me customers come here for cheap food and verbal abuse
- [becomes angry]
- Mr. Krabs: and if you can get it right Get Back In The Kitchen With SpongeBob!