- Louise Belcher: If we can't trust the internet for pig demon appeasement rituals, then what's the point?
- Louise Belcher: There's a demon spirit who can possess people who wronged them.
- Gene Belcher: Sounds like my ex-wife. Just kidding, she's great.
- Gene Belcher: And then that young man looked down on his crotch and said 'hello ween' and that my friends was the birth of Halloween.
- Linda Belcher: [seeing the kids in Louise's room] Hey, hey, hey! Everyone go to bed. This isn't a family slumber party. Those are Friday nights and I'm invited. Go. Bed. Now. Oh, cheese.
- [makes mmm noises while chewing]