Exterminators: Are You There Bug? It's Me, Margaret: The Exterminator
Store next door: Put the Lotion in the Mask-Et: Day Spay
The song sung over the final credits is called "Hot Hot Hot," written & first recorded in 1982 by Alphonsus Cassell (Arrow) and covered many times, most notably in the 80s by David Johansen (from the 70s glam-punk band the New York Dolls), better known as Buster Poindexter and in the 90s by Samuel E. Wright, as Sebastian the Crab (from Disney's The Little Mermaid) for his self-titled album Sebastian.
The title is a spoof on "Murder, She Wrote".
Burger of the Day: The Peapod Was One of Us Burger