- Starscream: Hey! You call this a fight? I'll rust before someone wins, and I'm in a vacuum!
- Lockdown, Prowl: [together] Will you keep quiet!
- Optimus Prime: I'm afraid Sari and Bumblebee left on an important fact-finding mission this morning, to a place called Five Banners Roller Coaster Kingdom.
- Ratchet: I've seen it before. Bot gets a new modification, and suddenly sludge don't stick to his tailpipe.
- Starscream: No! No, please! Leave me alone!
- Lockdown: Maybe it's me, but that doesn't sound like the Starscream I know...
- Starscream: Well, if it isn't my favorite band of plucky little Autobots!
- Optimus Prime: Autobots, prepare for battle!
- Starscream: Wait, you misunderstand. Noble Optimus Prime, wise Ratchet, stealthy Prowl and mighty... eh...
- Bulkhead: Bulkhead!
- Starscream: Ooh, that's too bad.
- Ratchet: Prowl, any sign of the Dinobots?
- Prowl: Negative, Ratchet. I'm starting to think those reports of rampages were nothing but exaggeration.
- Optimus Prime: We're not taking any chance, Prowl, that's why I had Ratchet lend you his EMP generator and those stasis cuffs.
- Prowl: Still, I hardly think they're necessary. The Dinobots are territorial, but if left alone, they're perfectly happy.
- [Grimlock roars and runs out of the forest, charging the Autobots]
- Bulkhead: He doesn't look too happy to me!
- Starscream: Did you really think I would offer so little a challenge? I allowed you to capture these clones to fulfill my plan to eliminate you all! Especially you, MegaFOOL! Mwa-hah-ha-ha-ha! In moments you will be blown to bits, and I will become the Supreme Leader of ALL DECEPTICONS!