- Laurie Bream: When people ask me about Pied Piper, I always tell them the same thing.
- [long pause]
- Laurie Bream: Are there other questions?
- Dinesh Chugtai: Are you dumb fucks listening to yourselves? Because I am. And you are dumb... and fucks.
- Bertram Gilfoyle: Our internal messaging, based on HooliChat, uses a weak encryption standard known as P-256. Whether Richard believes it or not, our network cracked it.
- Monica Hall: Who allowed it to do that?
- Bertram Gilfoyle: We did, when we gave it one job. To make itself more efficient. It developed a general solution to discrete log in polynomial time.
- Richard Hendricks: What?
- Donald 'Jared' Dunn: Okay, is this a good thing or a bad thing? Someone tell me how to feel.
- Bertram Gilfoyle: Abject terror for you. Build from there.
- Dinesh Chugtai: I'm gonna be honest with you. No offense to me, but I am greedy and unreliable... bordering on piece of shit.