Pushing Daisies (TV Series)

The Fun in Funeral (2007)

Lee Pace: Ned

Quotes 

• Ned : Everything we do is a choice. Oatmeal or cereal, highway or sidestreets, kiss her or keep her. We make choices, and we live with consequences. If someone gets hurt along the way, we ask for forgiveness, it's the best anyone can do.

• [during a sword fight] 

  Wilfred Woodruff : You should know that I was thrice named ultimate sword master at the Southern Area Regional Volunteer Infantry Reenactment Regiment!

  Ned : I wanted to be a Jedi.

• Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles : You stole that off my dead body?

  [shuts the casket] 

  Ned : Uh, it's stuck.

  Emerson Cod : Oh, you BETTER be playing!

  Ned : Twenty-nine seconds.

  Emerson Cod : Oh, HELL NO!

  [runs out] 

• Ned : Louis Schatz is a big fat liar. And I say "fat" in reference to his size as a liar, not as a judgment of his physical appearance.

• Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles : Which birthday do I celebrate? I've got two of them now: The first day I was alive or the first day I was alive again.

  Ned : The one that requires less explanation.

• Ned : I was incapacitated by not being able to think.

• Ned : You framed someone for murder, you ass!

• Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles : Do you remember my eighth birthday, right before my Dad died? Do you remember what you got me?

  Ned : A tee-shirt.

  Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles : With a beaver on it and he had little kisses on his cheek and was holding a sign saying, "Be kind to animals, kiss a beaver."