Gossip Girl (TV Series)
Poison Ivy (2007)
John-Paul Lavoisier: Field Hockey Coach
Quotes
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Serena van der Woodsen : [the girls are playing field hockey] Look, I made a mistake with Nate, okay, but then you sabotaged me with Dan. We don't have to be friends...
[Blair hits Serena's foot with her stick]
Serena van der Woodsen : Ughhh!
Field Hockey Coach : What's up, Waldorf?
Blair Waldorf : Sorry, slipped.
Serena van der Woodsen : I'm fine.
[the game continues]
Serena van der Woodsen : I really wanna believe that was an accident.
Blair Waldorf : Then you must be delusional.
[for the second time Blair comes up and shoves Serena hard]
Blair Waldorf : [the coach gives her a flag]
Serena van der Woodsen : Thank you.
[now for the third time Blair comes up and knocks Serena to ground]
Field Hockey Coach : I'm running out of colors here, Blair.
Serena van der Woodsen : And I'm running out of patience. Enough, okay?
Blair Waldorf : It's enough when I say it's enough.
[the game continues on again and this time Serena comes up and tackles Blair to the ground]
Blair Waldorf : Ohhh! Get off!
Field Hockey Coach : Girls, break it up!
Blair Waldorf : Get off of me!
Serena van der Woodsen : Is that enough yet?
[pause]
Serena van der Woodsen : So we've actually come to physical blows, huh? Truce?
Blair Waldorf : [fakes to garner sympathy] Owww! My leg!
Field Hockey Coach : [fooled] Serena, you're out of here!
Serena van der Woodsen : I hope it's broken.
Blair Waldorf : Owww!