Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)

Captain Kim (2020)

Melissa Fumero: Amy Santiago

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• Amy Santiago : [Catching Jake and Holt trying to sneak off to read Captain Kim's mail]  Seriously? The bathroom sneak-off? It didn't work for Dana McAlpin trying to smoke a joint at the Winter Carnival Dance, and it's not going to work for you. Give me the mail. Hmm. You just got "chaperowned", O-W-N-E-D.

  Jake Peralta : Spelling is never cool.

  Officer Ray Holt : Wrong, that was extremely cool. Now I understand why you're "into her."

  Jake Peralta : Now you understand? You officiated our wedding.

• Amy Santiago : All right, I know what's going on here. You two still don't trust Captain Kim and you're here to snoop on her.

  Raymond Holt : I don't know what you're talking about.

  Amy Santiago : Please. Look at your shoes. You only wear sneakers for their literal purpose: sneaking.

  Jake Peralta : That's crazy. He's wearing perfectly normal...

  Raymond Holt : No, she's right. The clown shoes gave me away.