"The Office" Money (TV Episode 2007) Poster

(TV Series)

(2007)

Jenna Fischer: Pam Beesly

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  • [Dwight moans in stairwell] 

    Jim Halpert : Did I ever tell you why I left Scranton?

    [Dwight mumbles] 

    Jim Halpert : Yeah, I didn't think I had. Well, it was all about Pam.

    Dwight Schrute : [mumbling]  Beesley?

    Jim Halpert : Yeah. I mean, she was with Roy, and I just couldn't take it. I mean, I lost it, Dwight. I couldn't sleep. I couldn't concentrate on anything. And weird stuff, like food had no taste. So my solution was to move away. It was awful. And it is something that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. And that includes you.

    [Jim sighs and returns to the office. He seems determined about something] 

    Pam Beesley : Hey, I was thinking about dinner, we...

    Jim Halpert : [Kisses Pam passionately, cutting her off]  Dinner. Let's see, maybe we should try the new Italian place where the dry cleaner used to be.

    Pam Beesley : [a bit shocked, smiling]  Okay.

    Jim Halpert : Yeah?

    Pam Beesley : Yeah.

    Jim Halpert : Okay.

    Pam Beesley : [in confessional, smiling]  Jim's just really passionate about Italian food.

    Jim Halpert : [smiling]  Yeah. I'm very passionate about Italian food. In fact, I'm in love with Italian food.

  • [In the conference room, the office workers are discussing the correct use of 'whoever' vs. 'whomever'] 

    Kevin Malone : I know what's right, but I'm not gonna say because you're all jerks who didn't come see my band last night.

    Ryan Howard : Do you really know which one is correct?

    Kevin Malone : I don't know.

    Pam Beesly : It's 'whom' when it's the object of the sentence and 'who' when it's the subject.

    Phyllis Lapin : That sounds right.

    Michael Scott : Well, it sounds right, but is it?

    Stanley : How did Ryan use it, as an object?

    Ryan Howard : As an object.

    Kelly Kapoor : Ryan used *me* as an object.

    Stanley : Is he right about that...?

    Pam Beesly : How did he use it again?

    Toby Flenderson : It was... Ryan wanted Michael, the subject, to explain the computer system, the object...

    Michael Scott : Thank you!

    Toby Flenderson : ...to whomever, meaning us, the indirect object... which is the correct usage of the word.

    Michael Scott : No one asked you anything ever, so whomever's name is Toby, why don't you take a letter opener and stick it into your skull.

  • Dwight Schrute : [answering phone]  Dunder Mifflin. Dwight Schrute. Please hold.

    [he transfers the phone, and begins looking around in a file on his desk, then resumes his conversation] 

    Dwight Schrute : Schrute Farms, Guten Tag! How can I help you? Yes, we have availability on those nights. How many in your party? Oh, no. I'm sorry. No king beds. No queen either. Well, we make our own mattresses that don't conform to the traditional sizes.

    [Jim, who has been staring confusedly at Dwight this whole time, hangs up his own phone] 

    Dwight Schrute : Closest would be twin. Thank you so much for calling. Call back again. Auf Wiedersehen.

    [hangs up] 

    Jim Halpert : Hey, Dwight.

    Dwight Schrute : None of your business, Jim.

    Jim Halpert : You running a bed and breakfast?

    Dwight Schrute : It is not a B&B.

    Dwight Schrute : [later, to the camera]  Agrotourism is a lot more than a bed and breakfast. It consists of tourists coming to a farm, showing them around, giving them a bed, giving them breakfast.

    Jim Halpert : Does the Department of Health know about this?

    Dwight Schrute : I am not telling you anything.

    [to the camera] 

    Dwight Schrute : Permits are pending.

    [his phone rings] 

    Dwight Schrute : Dwight Schrute, Dunder Mifflin.

    Pam Beesly : Hello. I'm looking for a room.

    Dwight Schrute : Okay. This is a misuse of company phones.

    Pam Beesly : It says here you cater to the elderly.

    Dwight Schrute : Where did you read that?

    Pam Beesly : Trip Advisor.

    Dwight Schrute : [to camera]  Trip Advisor is the lifeblood of the agrotourism industry. A couple of bad reviews there, you may as well close up shop. That's what took down the Stalk Inn, one of the cutest little asparagus farms you'll ever see.

  • Pam Beesly : Now that I think about it, Angela and Andy might actually make a good couple. But I couldn't do that to Dwight. Or Angela.

    [pause] 

    Pam Beesly : Or Andy.

  • Jim Halpert : Dwight, how's the hotel business?

    Dwight Schrute : Stupid.

    Jim Halpert : Have you checked Trip Advisor recently?

    Dwight Schrute : No.

    Jim Halpert : Maybe you should.

    Dwight Schrute : Maybe you should... Whatever.

    [talking head] 

    Pam Beesly : We wrote a good review. Under "Comments," we wrote, "The natural aroma of the beets drifts into the bedrooms and makes you dream of simpler times."

    Jim Halpert : "The dawn goose walk will tug at your heartstrings."

    Pam Beesly : "Table-making never seemed so possible."

    Jim Halpert : "You will never want to leave your room."

    Pam Beesly : "The architecture reminds one of a quaint Tuscan beet farm."

  • [Michael strides briskly into the office, casually tossing his overcoat at Pam in reception] 

    Michael Scott : Coat!

    Pam Beesly : [to camera]  Michael just rented "The Devil Wears Prada". He has his Netflix sent here to the office, and he watches them in pieces when things are slow.

    [Michael is sitting alone in his office] 

    Michael Scott : STEAK? WHERE'S MY STEAK?

    Pam Beesly : [to camera]  He's a big Meryl Streep fan, so I shouldn't be surprised that he's identified with her character.

    Michael Scott : [to Pam; in a stuffy accent]  Get me Armani.

    Pam Beesly : A suit?

    Michael Scott : On the phone.

    Pam Beesly : Like the main company number? Because I'm gonna have to call information.

    Michael Scott : Where's Armani? He's on the phone. Too slow. You are not going to Paris. I'm so much better than you are.

    [breaks into laughter] 

    Michael Scott : [the next day, Michael walks into the office slowly, as if he's realized something he did was horrible last night] 

    Michael Scott : [low; to Pam]  I owe you an apology.

    Pam Beesly : [realizing]  You finished the movie!

    Michael Scott : Yeah. It was awesome. Big surprise ending. Won't ruin it for you.

    Pam Beesly : No. Go ahead.

    Michael Scott : Meryl Streep is the bad guy. Never see it coming. Anyways, if I was mean in any way to you, I am sorry. I just want what's best for you, Mo Chuisle.

    Pam Beesly : [to camera]  Mo Chuisle. He's watching "Million Dollar Baby".

    [beat] 

    Pam Beesly : He's gonna try to kill me.

  • Andy Bernard : [about Angela]  You need to set me up with her. I know she told you that she's looking, and she's totally not responding to my moves.

    Pam Beesly : What moves?

    Andy Bernard : I have moonwalked past accounting, like, 10 times.

    Pam Beesly : I can't believe that's not working.

    Andy Bernard : Yeah.

  • Dwight Schrute : We have three rooms, each with a different theme.

    Pam Beesly : What are the themes?

    Dwight Schrute : America, Irrigation and Nighttime.

  • Michael Scott : Hey, guys. What you talking about? Okay. I know what's going on. You're talking about Jim and Pam, if they're having sex, what it looks like, and I think...

    Pam Beesley : Michael.

    Michael Scott : Hey, hey, hey.

  • Jim Halpert : Mmm, I'd say one in six.

    Pam Beesly : What?

    Jim Halpert : Oh, I thought you asked me what our chances were of being murdered during the night.

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