The Office (TV Series)
Beach Games (2007)
Leslie David Baker: Stanley Hudson
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Quotes
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Michael Scott : Everybody, may I have you attention, please? Today, we are not just spending a day at the beach.
Stanley Hudson : Oh, sweet mother of God.
Michael Scott : If you don't like it, Stanley, you can go to the back of the bus.
Stanley Hudson : Excuse me?
Michael Scott : Or the front of the bus or drive the bus.
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[before the Hot Dog eating contest]
Stanley Hudson : I would rather work for an upturned broom with a bucket for a head than work for somebody else in this office besides myself. Game on.
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Michael Scott : [choosing team names for the company's beach day] We are going to choose team names. Dwight.
Dwight Schrute : We will be called Gryffindor.
Jim Halpert : Really? Not Slytherin?
Dwight Schrute : Slytherin are the bad guys, Jim.
Jim Halpert : I know. Okay, we will be Voldemort.
Dwight Schrute : He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named? I wouldn't do that.
Jim Halpert : [starts chanting] Vol-de-mort, Vol-de-mort...
[Kevin and Karen follow]
Jim Halpert : Vol-de-mort! Vol-de-mort! Vol-de-mort!
Dwight Schrute : OK, seriously. You really shouldn't be saying that.
Michael Scott : Hey, hey, hey. Ok, Ok... Stanley, your team name?
Stanley : I don't care what you call my team.
Michael Scott : Then I will name your team the Red team.
Stanley : [Crosses arms] No, the blue team.