- Cem Öztürk: Ey, if you're planning to save yourself for marriage or some such bullshit, tell me right now. I'll get ice cubes, then.
- Lena Schneider: Kill, cry, shoot, die, run away, faint, scream, explode, sink into the ground, become invisible, wake up. Stop, what was second again? Right. Cry.
- Diana Schneider: What is Markus doing at the compost?
- Doris Schneider: Searching snails for his dinner.
- Markus Lemke: [to Lena] You are impertinent, vindictive, an ice block. I cannot imagine that we'll ever get along.
- Lena Schneider: [to Markus] Dilapidated, conceited, stinks, egocentric, no special interest in me, could drop dead without me being earnestly concerned.
- Markus Lemke: What if I had information.
- Lena Schneider: I'd say: Congratulations, and nice trip home.
- Markus Lemke: I know who Cem is seeing.
- Lena Schneider: I already have a mother who expresses herself the Shaman way.
- Markus Lemke: Your mother, Lena, is a bloody beginner. I have been living with the Mehikanu for 17 years. I know more than a white man should ever know.
- Lena Schneider: [voiceover] shit. Did I just say he was useless?
- Cem Öztürk: Lena must never know that we're seeing each other.
- Ulla Jarmuschke: You mean I'm supposed to lie?
- Cem Öztürk: Or else Lena will poison us in the night, saw us up, freeze us, and Doris will work us piece by piece into one of her horrendous meals.