The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan (TV Series)
The White Elephant (1972)
Lennie Weinrib: Stanley Chan
Quotes
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Stanley Chan : Trying to find the mahout in this jungle is like looking for a needle in a haystack.
Henry Chan : Well, we just found the needle.
[Henry and Stanley find a temple]
Stanley Chan : Ah, it's only an old temple.
Henry Chan : Take a closer look.
[Animal tracks are seen on the ground]
Stanley Chan : Elephant tracks!
Henry Chan : Right.
Stanley Chan : Hey, Sing Ha's an elephant!
Henry Chan : [sarcastically] Brilliant.
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[Henry and Stanley find the multi-armed statue of Kali]
Henry Chan : What's that?
Stanley Chan : I don't know, but she'd be great at a checkout counter.
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Henry Chan : I'm betting it's the mahout that caused the stampede, Sa Boo Boo.
Prince Sa Boo Boo : But he's been with us since I was a boy.
Stanley Chan : [disguised as a tree] I'm afraid Henry's right, Sa Boo Boo.
Henry Chan : Will you knock off that stupid disguise?
Stanley Chan : You won't think it's so stupid when I tell you what I found out.
Prince Sa Boo Boo : What is that?
Stanley Chan : The mahout took it on the lam.
Henry Chan : How do you know?
Stanley Chan : 'Cause he climbed me to get over the wall.
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Stanley Chan : Wham Bam, the sultan's in a jam.
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Prince Sa Boo Boo : I'm going over and fool around with my planes. Come on with me.
Stanley Chan : [to Henry] Isn't he kind of old to be playing with toys?
[the prince takes Henry and Stanley over to real large airplanes]
Stanley Chan : TOYS?