The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan (TV Series)

The White Elephant (1972)

Robert Ito: Henry Chan

Quotes 

• Stanley Chan : Trying to find the mahout in this jungle is like looking for a needle in a haystack.

  Henry Chan : Well, we just found the needle.

  [Henry and Stanley find a temple] 

  Stanley Chan : Ah, it's only an old temple.

  Henry Chan : Take a closer look.

  [Animal tracks are seen on the ground] 

  Stanley Chan : Elephant tracks!

  Henry Chan : Right.

  Stanley Chan : Hey, Sing Ha's an elephant!

  Henry Chan : [sarcastically]  Brilliant.

• [Henry and Stanley find the multi-armed statue of Kali] 

  Henry Chan : What's that?

  Stanley Chan : I don't know, but she'd be great at a checkout counter.

• Henry Chan : I'm betting it's the mahout that caused the stampede, Sa Boo Boo.

  Prince Sa Boo Boo : But he's been with us since I was a boy.

  Stanley Chan : [disguised as a tree]  I'm afraid Henry's right, Sa Boo Boo.

  Henry Chan : Will you knock off that stupid disguise?

  Stanley Chan : You won't think it's so stupid when I tell you what I found out.

  Prince Sa Boo Boo : What is that?

  Stanley Chan : The mahout took it on the lam.

  Henry Chan : How do you know?

  Stanley Chan : 'Cause he climbed me to get over the wall.